Fics like It's a Moon Thing

So it's not like Sam is charting this moon shit. At least, not at first. See it goes like this - full moon Steve's horny as shit, new moon he's a ragey little bitch, the waning cycles are emotional, and the waxing he is just his normal sassy self. Without even looking back at records, Sam knows now that he met Steve during a waxing crescent and the Winter Soldier reared his messy head during waning gibbous. Sam's practically an astronomer now, for fuck's sake. Captain Hornball pops up again, right on schedule, and Sam decides to do something about it. *** In which Sam Wilson discovers the effects of the moon on enhanced super-soldiers and has a lot of sex thanks to it.

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