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"Superman," Bruce repeats again, a sliver of exasperation crawling into his voice. "You and Wonder Woman need to triage the evacuated civilians. I'll extract the child." The League had only just shared their civilian identities with each other (Bruce called it part of his "contingency plans"), and Clark still isn't convinced that billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne is actually Gotham's Dark Knight. At the very least, he's partial to Hal's theory that "Bruce Wayne" is an eldritch construct puppeteered by the Bat, and Batman is actually a manifestation of the city of Gotham's darkest corners and alleyways, righting its slow entropy of evildoers with a billion-dollar bow tied neatly on top. Either way, Clark is pretty sure that neither Batman nor Bruce Wayne are appropriately-equipped to handle a traumatized child. - Clark witnesses Batman rescuing a child, and comes to realize that the Dark Knight is actually great with kids. Clark is super normal about all of this.

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