Fics like The Dragon's Lair
“So. How can I help you? Oh, don’t look so stricken; I’m not going to to tell anybody about your sordid little sex games, not that I think anybody cares. Anyway, who'd believe me? For that matter, do you really think my customers would continue to patronise my establishment if I was gabbing about them? Use your brain, Potter; I do know you have one.” “That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, I think,” Harry said. Malfoy crossed his arms. “It’s been six years; I’m out of practice. Now tell me what you need.” Harry stood there for a moment. He hadn’t really thought this through before he knew that it would be Draco Malfoy he was talking to. He felt utterly unprepared for the conversation. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, his ex-girlfriend was there. “Harry wants a prostate orgasm and his boyfriends are all terrible,” Ginny said. Draco’s eyebrows shot up. Harry’s face got hot. Ginny made a face at him and said, “Look, it was going to take you forever to say that.” Then she turned and walked away, leaving Harry alone, with Draco Malfoy, who knew that he wanted to have a prostate orgasm.
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