Fics like My Friends Never Die

“Do you think they call it safehouse because it’s meant to keep us safe, or do you think they mean it like, the house is the safe and we’re the crown jewels?” Harley asks, running a hand over the espresso machine on the counter. It’s sleek and black, easily the most expensive thing in the house. “I think they call it safehouse but mean it like prison,” Floyd says, not looking up from his chart. He’s making a spreadsheet for house chores, so everyone can contribute to the group. It was only a little surprising, how quickly he went from Deadshot, the faceless assassin, to a mother hen the moment he was placed in charge of five criminals. June suspects it has something to do with the fact that he’s the only one of them who has ever been an actual parent. Maybe once those feelings start, they just never fade away. And since he can only see Zoe for one weekend a month, the rest of the Squad are acting as her surrogates.

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