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His fingers touch something weird, something round and silicony feeling. Right. Duncan frowns, pulling it out slowly. "What the fuck," He shrieks, surprised. Raymun pauses the game instantly, of course he does, and turns around on the couch just to see Duncan holding the biggest dildo their eyes have ever seen. Not that Duncan’s seen many dildos in his life, but still. The thing is massive. Bright, almost violently red, covered in weird swirly textures, and Christ, it’s nearly the size of the box itself, which is nearly the size of Duncan's forearm, and Duncan is a big lad. It has to be pushing at least thirty centimetres, if not more. or: Duncan receives a dragon dildo by mistake, finds out that Aerion Targaryen runs a youtube channel where he posts dragon dildo reviews, and becomes a bit obsessed.

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