Fics like objects in the mirror are larger than they appear

Oh, alright, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Neat. That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick. It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd. It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those. So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future — Big. Genuinely, impressively big. Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half. "Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks. "Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick. "You okay?" "Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep." "It’s yep?" "Uh-huh. Very yep." Or, Stumbling upon your straight best friends' nudes is fine. Buck is fine. Everything is fine.

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