Fics like tequilla, laser tag, and other poor life choices

“Question,” Trinity says slowly. “What the fuck is hockey superstar Ilya Rozanov doing at our girls’ night?” Ilya finishes the shot and calmly licks the salt off the back of his hand. “I am being one of the girls,” he says. “No?” “Sure,” Dennis says nervously, glancing between them. “Why else would he be here?” “Well,” Ilya says, making a face at the lingering taste of the shot, “it is not for the tequila.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Or: Ilya is in Pittsburgh for a hockey game and gets invited to Girl’s Night. Dennis and his friends are about to learn just how competitive laser tag can get with a professional hockey player.

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