Fics like Not How Peter Wanted This To Go

Peter had just returned to the tower, chatting with Ned through F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s speakers while he whipped up a ridiculously over-the-top snack. How was he supposed to know the Avengers would be right there on the Avengers floor, doing Avengers-y things? Not at all Peter's fault, if you ask him. (Rated T for Teenage (haha) and languange) -- Peter groans dramatically. “Dude, Ned, please. I can’t do it. I cannot handle another dumb history conspiracy theory.” “Some of the people behind those theories were geniuses.” “Do not come to me with that.” Peter huffs,“Isaac Newton had an IQ of like 190 and died a virgin. He invented the reflecting telescope and still couldn’t find pussy with it? Sounds like a dummy to me.”

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