Fics like "I Need to Purchase a Gun."

Want to hear a Joke? A man, his baby, a stupid woman, and two neglectful mothers walk into a bar. The thought alone makes me wish I had a gun. “If you’re going to complain about the life you’ve been given,” someone once told me, “the least you could do is die.” Or— “Get fucked, lady!” “Yeah, no. Where are your parents?” Fuck. Just leave me alone. Why do you even care? I’m not even a real kid, for Christ’s sake. -0- Death has followed Helen for most of her life. Eventually, it caught up to her. Everything she knew about her death was out of place–a bomb, an angry ex, and planning that was far too perfect. A big fucking cover-up. Reborn as a starving child in a rundown Tokyo apartment, everything she had scraped together in her previous life was gone. Her strength, her reputation, even her own body. The only thing she has left is her wits and unyielding mouth–that's more trouble than it's worth. Unfortunately, survival seems to involve a grieving man next door who wants nothing to do with her… and a baby who. Won’t. Stop. Crying!

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