Fics like Florida man digs a 300 feet deep hole and claims to be named Orange Juice

Owen manages to crawl out of hell and him being him, he becomes one of those ‘Florida man’ cases and gets arrested. Shelby wants Scott to go to therapy, but he doesn’t want to, so they make a deal and visit Owen in jail as a result. Shelby frees him and Owen sets out to kill Donald Trump because he stole his title of ‘most orange’. Owen finds Trump with Bill Clinton and they’re kissing. He briefly thinks about homophobia and changes in society, before murdering them. OR Owen becomes a florida man.

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