Fics like Professional (Mis)Conduct

or: Namjoon's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Kim Namjoon is a simple man. Well, that's not entirely true. But his wants are few, and humble at that. He wants to make music with his friends. He wants to ride his bike along the riverside. He wants to achieve a state of inner peace so complete that even this doesn't break him. But most of all, at this precise moment in time, he wants to take his foot and shove it directly into Jeon Jeongguk's mouth. Inspired by the recent GQ interview, Jimin cannot keep his hands to himself, Jungkook plots a murder, and Namjoon really just wants to hire an Etsy witch to fix his problems for him.

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