Fics like All Dressed Up for a Hit and Run

Alastor gave a put upon sigh. “We agreed to participate in one of our dearest Charlotte’s trust building exercises. Which is why we have been abandoned by the side of the road at the opposite end of the city.” “Right, right,” Lucifer said, head bobbing. The deer arched a brow. “Well, if you recall now, please go ahead and share the rest of the assignment.” “Uh…” Words flashed across Vox’s screen from where he stood just behind Alastor. Lucifer tried not to smirk as he read aloud, “Charlie wants us to make it back to the hotel without using our powers, money, intimidation, or violence.” Alastor’s other brow shot up to join the first. More words appeared. “Ha ha, ha, gotcha bitch! What?! Don’t read that part! Oh, fu–” Lucifer was left without his impromptu teleprompter when Alastor sent Vox flying with one of his shadow tentacles. aka Established AppleMedia, in which trust is lost, driving lessons are had, and Alastor winds up in Air Jail.

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