Fics like A Pie is Not Made but an Eclair Does Get Arrested

Bruce Wayne agrees to appear on the Daily Planet's new baking show if, and only if, Clark Kent is his cohost. Clark Kent thinks that, if Bruce Wayne isn't trying to fuck him, he's probably trying to kill him.

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