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Clark makes a very un-Clark sound of surprise. Lois opens one eye. Huh. “You’re not Clark.” “No,” Bruce agrees, and his voice sounds rough with sleep, though she can’t see his face to confirm since she’s spooning him. “He got called away.” (Or: Loisbat’s first time having sex without Clark. Lois wakes up accidentally humping her husband’s boyfriend and recovers by showing him her vibrator collection, and then how she uses them. Vibrator play from both sides follows.) Written for the Superbatlane Winter Flash Bang, for the prompt: Poly Negotiations!

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