Fics like Rammstein Save Easter!

Inspired by that Family Guy "KISS Saves Christmas" joke. The Easter Bunny's been kidnapped! The Goddess Eostre needs to get him back from the clutches of the Evil Nasty and Bad Mutant Asparagus Monster Man (who's jealous that Spargelfest doesn't get as much attention as Easter). Only Rammstein can rescue him! But can they save the day in time AND distribute all the chocolate eggs (as we all know Easter is a holiday about eating chocolate and nothing else)? Or will Easter be in danger of being ruined FOREVER, and all the world's yummy yummy chocolate being replaced with ASPARAGUS?!

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