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“Hey fucker–unfriendly reminder that you’re in my seat,” Wade leaned in to whisper the words directly in Logan’s ear, hot breath and all, “Go grab the cuck chair in Al’s room if you wanna join us for movie night this time.” Logan grimaced, flicking his eyes toward Wade, fingers shifting where they were still wrapped around the neck of his soda bottle. “Nope.” Well that’s. Fuck. Wade was all sorts of fucked. He was fucked in ways he’d never been fucked before. “Pretty please with a ‘i will fucking carve your balls out of their sack later’ on top?” Logan didn’t even recoil at the suggestion, like he thought Wade was bluffing. Wade bluffed often and generously, but he never bluffed when it came to balls, and Logan knew as much. “Seriously, Peanut, don’t make me get even more creative with my ball torture methods.” (Wade's been putting off telling his friends that he and Logan are official. Logan forces the matter by stealing Wade's seat. And later, Wade becomes Logan's seat.)

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