Fics like I can fix him. No, not like that. Like, legally.

Local fire idiot falls in love with sad lactose-intolerant man in the frozen foods aisle at 3AM, marries him in Vegas eight months later, and then has to join a superhero rehabilitation program just so he can legally serve as his husband's caseworker when the aforementioned sad lactose-intolerant man inevitably gets caught committing performative felonies while completely powerless and barefoot on a rainy rooftop. SDN HR representative M. Kowalski did not sign up for this, but frankly, the paperwork is already filed and she's too tired to argue (featuring: forty-seven stolen porcelain dolls, one very judgmental dog, an Elvis impersonator who cried during the vows, and the worst meet-cute in supervillain history).

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