Fics like Shooting a Sitting Duck

“The King of Hell’s annual rut is coming soon. I’ve decided to take myself off of the list of candidates once and for all. In order to do that, I need an Alpha to knot me. We enjoy one another’s company well enough, and you seem the sort to do an admirable job of it.” More importantly, Lu Morgenstern seemed the sort Alastor could maneuver as he saw fit. “All this so you can potentially avoid the honor of lying with the King of Hell during his rut?” He rolled his eyes. “Yes, because being stripped down to nothing but my secondary gender and being selected as the next virgin sacrifice to be deflowered by the Devil himself is such an honor.” Lu absently tapped a finger where his hand had come to rest on top of his desk. “You don’t believe it is? I’ve heard the Omega selected is handsomely compensated for their time.” “Which makes it rather a lot like prostitution, wouldn’t you agree?” “Yet here you are, offering yourself up to me for free.” AKA Alastor needs to get rid of his pesky v-card, or risk conjugal jury duty interrupting his research. Too bad the Alpha he propositions is the very devil he’s trying to avoid…

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