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“Great,” Ilya says. “Now I get disease from stupid fucking bug. Canada is hellscape.” Shane rolls his eyes. “So does this mean you don’t want to strip naked with me and inspect each other for ticks?” Ilya’s head jerks up comically fast. “Wait, wait. Naked?” - Or: Shane and Ilya go camping and check each other over for ticks. Because they're Shane and Ilya, this does not turn erotic at all.

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