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“It's always an incident, Big Blue. Or a distraction. Or a moment of calm when you all let your guard down. Batman has protocols for a reason. Follow them!” Superman blushed. "We try, but..." "But?" "Some people are a little reluctant..." Nightwing looked at him, shocked. "They'd rather have Batman kidnapped by some strange alien queen than listen to him?" Superman shrugged even more, in a somewhat unsuccessful attempt to make himself look smaller. "They were sirens this time. Circe..." "I don't care if they were sirens, fairies, or something else, Big Blue! How is it possible that every time there's a League mission, Batman ends up kidnapped?" (Dick is tired of the perverts trying to kidnap his dad, and how the Justice League did nothing to prevent it.)

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