Fics like So he said, “What's the problem, baby?”

Unknown - If I told you that I accidentally stole 127 tons of explosives from some Hutts, you'd say... You - That you've got the wrong number. Unknown - Kal, be serious for a minute! You - I'm not Kal. Unknown - ... You're not? You - I'm not. Now quickly check the laws in the Sector where you stole the cargo to make sure you won't have any problems. Normally the Hutts are an exception to the laws against piracy, but it's better to check. Feemor wonders who is dialling the wrong number to talk about their crimes to strangers, and Jaster wonders who would give legal advice in this kind of news. A match made in heaven (by the Force, of course. We love the Force in this home. Feemor would not have it otherwise).

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