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On one particularly obsessive evening, he’d spoken into his phone, eyes burning from looking at the picture for far too long: “Hey Siri, what is the average Slavic penis length?” “I’m sorry,” she said, “I don’t understand your question.” ~~ Or: Nine inches. Shane thinks that’s a big fucking lie.

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