Fics like Girls Just Want to Slap Ass

“That’s not actually funny, Poe,” Finn was saying. “I think it’s plenty funny. What do you say, Rey? Care to earn a hundred dollars?” Rey blinked. “Sorry, what?” “Ignore him,” Rose sighed. “You know he thinks he’s a prankster.” Poe winked. “Because I am. Now, Rey, all you have to do is slap the ass of the next person who walks in the door.” In which Rey, an omega on expired blockers, slaps the ass of one Ben Solo, an alpha unable to take blockers, and then proceeds to play heat chicken. The heat wins.

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