Fics like buck, baffled and billboarded

There’s a billboard. Which is a normal thing to find on the side of the interstate. Advertisements for car dealerships and injury lawyers and anything you could ever dream of. This, though… this is beyond his wildest dreams. This billboard has a picture of a man, about Eddie’s age, blond curly hair and crystal blue eyes. The man on the billboard is— He is— The billboard text swims into focus slowly, as if Eddie is surfacing from deep water. THIS IS BUCK. HE’S 33, SINGLE, AND A FIREFIGHTER. HE’S A GREAT COOK IF YOU DON’T MIND BREAKFAST FOOD FOR EVERY MEAL. I’M BEGGING SOMEONE TO DATE HIM SO HE STOPS THIRD-WHEELING MY MARRIAGE. And then, underneath, in smaller letters: ALL GENDERS WELCOME TO APPLY. I'M DESPERATE AND HE'S HOPELESS. PLEASE CONTACT MADDIE AT: [email protected] Or, The sisterly art of romantic sabotage.

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