Fics like it has no appeal

Somehow, it seems the topic of every casual conversation leads to sex. The Fellowship trades stories of sexual escapades, and the attention shifts to Legolas, who has never had the desire to sleep with anyone. Title from Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds

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