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But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport. There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance. “What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?” A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off. These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed. In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.

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