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Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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