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Clownpierce has asked Branzy out on a date. Not a hang out, not a walk, not breakfast. A date. An actual, real date at a nice restaurant with nice food and entirely romantic connotations. And Branzy knows this because Clownpierce hadn't even been coy about it. No. He'd sent a full ‘hey wanna go on a date with me sometime?’ with a winky face and the link to a diner not far from their usual morning walk. He spends over an hour just staring at that one text. Or, the one in which Clownpierce is in love, Branzy is panicking about it, and both of them aren't who they say they are

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