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“Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt. Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.” “Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.” -- Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle! (edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)
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