Fics like They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan)

“My dad says adult bodies can’t survive on Red Bull and cereal alone. Do you even know how to cook rice, Mr. Jordan? Is your tummy okay?” Hal Jordan’s stomach is fine. His pride is not. For reasons known only to the universe at large, the Wayne kids have decided that bullying Hal is their newest hobby. In their under-twelve years of wisdom, they’ve concluded he is too single, too lonely, and way too funny when flustered. Hal tries to ignore them… until one day he snaps and fires back the pettiest way possible: He starts flirting with their dad. ----------------- Or Hal has beef with literal preschoolers as a literal adult man. The Wayne kids bully a full ass adult because he is an easy target and gives top tier reactions. Then they completely lose their minds when Hal turns around and seduces their dad. ----------------- No powers au. Neighbors au. Bruce isn't Batman. Hal isn't Green Lantern. The batkids are still menaces, though.

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