Fics like PTA Dad Wars: a dead wife, bi-erasure, and one very real, very tired First Sergeant of a husband

Eds, So I might’ve accidentally joined the Parent Council? They asked for volunteers and somehow everyone stepped back except me? I think I got tricked. And suddenly I’m in a group chat with twelve mothers, a dad named Rick who has no spine, and a principal who types like she’s angry at the keyboard. Anyway, the moms are insane. They keep flirting with me. FLIRTING. I kept saying “I’m married,” and they kept going “oh that’s sweet, but we’ve never seen your wife.” YOUR WIFE??? Babe. I think this is bisexual erasure?? I’m being erased. I’m being doubted in my own bisexual existence. Do you know how insulting it is to have your very real, very hot husband dismissed because they’ve never seen him? I’m offended on behalf of our marriage. You need to come home before I have to bring Christopher as a witness. Miss you. A lot. —B. Ps. Chris is fine. He got an A+ for the science project.

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