Fics like the face that launched a thousand ships

Tony is kidnapped (no, Rhodey, he didn't go willingly, this was totally a kidnapping) by Thanos. As he patiently waits to be rescued, he tells Nebula and Gamora about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great ancestor who he's not actually related to, Helen of Troy Sparta. Starring: Tony as Helen, Thanos as an uglier version of Paris, and [REDACTED] as Menelaus.

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