Fics like Keys to the Home (Wally West's Comprehensive Guide on How to Deal with B&Es)

Wally West's Comprehensive Guide to Dating a Bat: Step 1: Move in together. Aww, how cute domestic bliss! Step 2: Get woken up by his brother crashing through your window. Form a club with him. Step 3: Get broken into by another brother. He steals your favorite mug. Step 4: Get walked in on by the murder child. Consider castration (yours, not his). Step 5: Hand out keys to everyone because they're breaking in anyway. Step 6: Realize you're part of the family now. Step 7: Accept your fate. (Step 8: Buy more first aid supplies and better coffee. You're gonna need it.)

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