Fics like Quid Pro Quo

His driver’s side door swings open. ”FUCK!” Vincent yelps, nearly jumping into the passengers seat as he keels back on top of his glove department. “Who the hell are you?! You know, it’s not really common courtesy to go around whipping open car doors—“ Vincent shouts. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Was this the cops? He was so fucked. Shit. Shit. Shit. Play it off. Play it off. “Do you have a spare?” “…Excuse me?” “A smoke.” Vincent blinks a few times. “Yeah…? I don’t have a lighter—“ “I do.” — Alastor and Vincent are forced to share the spotlight for an hour twice a week on Tuesday and Friday evenings. Two attention-seeking, narcissistic, strapped-for-money, and murderous egomaniacs sharing— and, wild surprise, both hate it. They both know how to fix their issue. Neither knows the other has the same idea. And neither knows just how deeply entangled their lives have been before sharing cigarettes and a lighter. Whether or not it was their own paths crossing only the night prior over a dead body in the bayou, or the paths of their fathers before the two were even born.

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