Fics like I Work Alone

Stephanie stood still as a statue the instant she felt a smooth surface against her face. "Whose butt is in my face?" Her words came out as a whisper, muffled to near inaudibility by Batman's cape. She was the most quiet out of the growing cacophony of harsh whispers. But that didn't last when said smooth surface neither identified itself nor moved away from her face. "Whose metallic butt is in my face!?" "Grayson, you said there was a stash of candy in one of these compartments—where is it!" Nightwing was just about to show Damian the compartment where Bruce kept lollipops, mostly to comfort kids. And he made sure to do so with haste because the supposed "World's Greatest Detective" kept them in a compartment literally right next to his similarly circular smoke-bombs. That's when he felt the sharp end of a batarang nip at his butt. "OW!—....who the fuck just poked me in the butt--" "--SO IT WAS YOU!" "Why is Jason even in here, he's too big to fit." "Oh I know you're not the one talking." "... what's that supposed to mean?" "It means lay off the late night snacking." Unison gasps "Jason..."

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