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“I will drive,” Damian announces. “No.” Jason grabs him by the scruff of his robes before he can squirm away. “Tim’s driving.” Damian whirls, eyes bright. “I am perfectly capable-” “Yes, Damian, you are, but you’re also too short to reach the pedals.” Jason’s honestly surprised he doesn’t get a knife in the gut for that. Tim is wise enough to keep his mouth shut. Wise - Jason decides firmly - but also breathtakingly stupid, because he takes two steps away from the truck and almost falls flat on his face when his injured leg gives out. Jason catches him, right in time for him to say, “Right. Stab wound. Forgot about that.” Jason sighs, casts his gaze to the sky, and mentally apologizes to Bruce. He’s herding cats here. He and Dick weren’t this bad, were they? (They were, he knows they were, which just makes this whole fiasco even more annoying.) - OR: Damian, Jason, and Tim meet as prisoners of the League of Assassins and make that everyone else’s problem

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