Fics like Only Talking

“There I was, Miri, in full plate, trying to will the thing down like a fool!” Boromir exclaimed. “A most stubborn erection, it was!” “Is that why you had that terrible scowl on your face?” Faramir could recall it clearly. “You looked like you were having a psychic battle with some unseen foe and losing.” “Because I was!” Boromir cried. “See, the more you think on it—about that stirring in your loins, and how it should really not be happening—the more the damned beast seems to dig in its heels, doesn’t it?” Faramir chuckled. “Yes. I am familiar with the particular... logistics of it all. Every man is. I, myself, have fallen victim to an inopportune… burgeoning… many times.” “Really?” Boromir stopped fidgeting. “Prove it.” OR, how Boromir’s crude anecdote about a treasonous, ill-timed cockstand leads him and Faramir spiralling down a path of late-night, illicit confessions. Emboldened by the wine and the increasingly-flimsy mantra that they are “only talking,” they share their masturbatory habits, deepest desires, and more, in excruciating detail. It’s entirely brotherly. Right?

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