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James Potter is a perpetually single professional footballer, who has a mild obsession with a model influencer RAB. After being convinced by his best friend and roommate (Remus) he finally decides to DM the beautiful man. Regulus Black knows nothing about football, but suddenly becomes very interested in a particular footballer who's opening dm is a 200 word paragraph of nonsensical rambling and about ten different adjectives to describe Regulus' looks. James talks way too much for most people, and Regulus never talks enough. Together they just work. Until months of online flirting (and a little bit of phone sex) turns into intense pining and neither of them knowing how to make the next step and just get on a damn plane to see each other. ~ Or. professional english footballer James x French Model influencer Regulus being cute and awkward with some intense phone sex thrown in for fun. Based on the song 'Sugar Talking' by Sabrina Carpenter

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