Fics like Eddie Diaz versus the Perpetually Empty Toilet Paper Roll

evandookies 5/30/2025 2:17:11 PM Barnes and Noble ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Left Chris to roam in the manga section to run to the bathroom. That Barnes and Noble effect is REAL and targeting ME. Homophobic for real. And then I got lost in the gay section on the way and it just reminded me that I’m stupid and gay and in love with Eddie. FUck my stupid bisexual life. Wish I could kms but need to buy Christopher Demon Slayer… sigh. It makes sense. It makes so much sense now that he thinks about it. Buck would be into an app where he tracks bodily functions and gets weekly statistics out of it. Eddie’s starting to get hot flashes. Oh God, he’s reading Buck’s diary. And he can’t stop. He really, really shouldn’t keep looking. Except, he’s not entirely sure why reading about Buck thinking he’s hot is making him feel a little… Excited? Flustered? Not very friend-like, for sure. So he has to keep reading. For research. Or, Eddie's sister makes him download the app Poop Map.

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