Fics like No rest for the Wicked

In the wake of the war, The Ministry is forced to deal with the already small population facing declining birth rates. Despite her best efforts, Hermione Granger is unable to avoid a mandated marriage. Draco Malfoy, who defected earlier in the war, offers to be her co-conspirator as well as her future husband. With snarky Slytherins, drinking games, cursed magical artifacts, and Hermione Granger tongue lashings galore in both the metaphorical and literal sense. Note: This is a WIP, but it is essentially finished. Unless I die tomorrow, this will not be abandoned. Update: I didn't die! It's finished.

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