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It’s one thing to have to save the city in the middle of sex, but for it to happen every time they’ve tried to have sex the past six times, and the fact that it always happens before Kon even gets naked… Tim decides he needs to investigate. And some might say, ‘Tim, your boyfriend is a superhero! You’re a superhero too, so you should get it! Let him save his city in peace!’ But Tim likes to have the local news pulled up on a side monitor while he works on cases and there had never been any coverage of a slime monster, or the wire-eating robots at the solar panel factory, or the bank robbery. The most he had seen were pictures on Twitter of Kon helping old ladies with their groceries and saving cats from trees. Admirable work, sure, but not Kryptonian level emergencies. Not leave-you-boyfriend-in-the-middle-of-sex level emergencies. He knows it’s not the city itself. It’s Kon, and that’s the problem. - Or, Kon's being cagey and Tim is worried. Good thing his specialty is figuring things out, even if he's not exactly the best at confronting the real problems.

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