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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce. Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?” “I have a boyfriend, you know.” Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded. “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.” OR Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been: A Queen Bee Bitch An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star A nobody college student; and A goddamn mature adult And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them. Updates on Wednesdays

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