Fics like You gotta play the bat to get the bat, kid.

"You're so into Damian, you look pathetic little bro." "Oh? That's rich coming from Conner 'simp for life' Kent." Jon throws back. "Wow. That was so good. How will I ever recover from such an intense burn." Jon throws his hands up in irritation, before crossing them over his chest and slumping back against the glass wall of the combine. "Whatever. Is this why you dragged me out here? To make fun of me where memaw can't yell at you?" "Pff? No. No, I dragged you out here to give you advice. You're gonna woo little Robin so good, he'll practically come crawling." "Puh-leez!" Jon laughed. "Everyone knows you're the one who did all the crawling for Tim." "See, that's what I want you to think." Kon says with a smarmy smirk. "There's so much I did beforehand. You gotta play the bat to get the bat, kid." "I don't believe a word of it." Jon says, now going so far as to turn his head away from his brother. "Look, I'll tell you exactly what I did. If it doesn't work, I'll admit defeat and you can go ask Dick for advice. How's that?" "Fine." Jon says with a sigh and an eyeroll, then, sarcastically, "Please teach me your ways, oh wise one."

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