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Shipwide Memo 209-F: Comms Brevity, or How Not to Narrate Your Own Heroics Channels are for information, not memoir. Use callsigns, locations, and verbs. Do not broadcast: “I’m going in, this is it, tell Waxer—” Save that breath for moving. Examples: • Good: “Gold Two, south stairwell blocked, rerouting east.” • Bad: “Sooo anyway—” (anything that follows “so anyway” is not brevity.) Regards, General Obi-Wan Kenobi P.S. If you can exclaim, you can exhale. Do the latter first. -- Obi-Wan’s hilariously passive-aggressive memos inspire a cult following aboard the Negotiator—part safety manual, part stand-up routine. When a newly assigned Jedi adds a simple addendum—“Remember your humanity”—the words spread across decks, battalions, and hearts, reframing the voice Obi-Wan didn’t know he was writing in. Celebrating the small, boring acts that keep people alive.

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