Fics like The Queen’s Backside

Watson bent down reflexively to press a chaste kiss to his mouth and briefly glanced around for risk assessment when his eyes caught the portrait of the queen and he let out a soft sound of dismay. “What’s wrong, old fellow?” “Did you ever notice how paintings seem to follow you with their eyes?” “Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa is said to possess that quality but surely you aren’t referring to Sir Henry’s gift…” Watson stood up to put a more modest distance between them. “I certainly am! I can’t go cavorting around with Her Majesty’s eyes on me!”

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