Fics like Blue Hydrangeas

Clark finds out - from Eve Teschmacher of all people - that his anatomy is more alien than he ever thought it was. After an awkward conversation with Kara, he consults the only person that might know more about the Kryptonian reproductive system... But the psychosexually obsessed Lex Luthor is not willing to give him something for nothing.

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