Fics like The Problem with Dicks

Bilbo is, he finds, surrounded by too many dicks. Which wouldn't be that much of a problem, since he only means this in the most literal sense, except his hobbit biology doesn't agree. He's not sure what's going to be worse, trying to find a way to either prevent or deal with the changes, or explaining it all to the rest of the Company.

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