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“B-man? Is that you?" the vigilante asked, walking slowly towards the dog with his hands raised in the air. The dog barked as he kept staring at his first son. "Bark three times if it's you," ordered Dick. The dog barked three times. "Raise your left paw if it's really you," his son told him. The dog raised his left paw. "Do a d-" the vigilantes started. The dog barked at him with the same tone and look Bruce would use when he scolded one of his children. "Geez, okay. I'm sorry! No need to bark at me." Nightwing said as he petted Bruce's head. Or Bruce gets turned into a dog.

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