Fics like Why Can't Anything Be Simple?

Green Lantern and Batman are sent to another planet to try to stop a war that would consume a vast part of the galaxy. However in the middle of the mission the planet is attacked by a power hungry species who thrive on war. To protect the lives of everyone on the planet Batman surrenders himself to the leader of the species. Who is fascinated by making the man his pet. The Justice League rush to rescue their teammate but are met with many road blocks along the way.

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