Fics like Rain Drops on Roses

“Wait, you’re a vampire? Aren’t they supposed to be pale?” he asks and Rhodey pulls back, uncaring that he probably just wounded this idiot human. “You racist motherfucker,” Rhodey says, half tempted to smack the guy’s head off the wall for that. His dinner squints, “what? It’s not my fault pop culture has taught me that vampirism is only for white people. Wait- was that what made me racist or was it the vampire thing? Or wait, no, that’s a species so I’d be speciisissts,” he says, slurring ‘speciest’ hard.

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